So it turns out that i'm a controversial kind of fella, king of controversy. (well maybe Princess)
I like to extend my laughing catalogue to all of the delicate little things in life.... such as sex, murder and Harvey Price ( I never noticed anything until Frankie Boyle mentioned he may be disabled)
All of my favourite comedians love the controversial form of humour, personal faves being Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle.
I joke about murder, but I have never ACTUALLY murdered someone, I joke about sex, I have never actually had sex with anyone ( unless you count this lovely lady I met in Rotterdam called Dave)
I am a father yet I joke about children (Dave is not the mother)
And you know what, i'm not going to stop, so if anyone reading is going to take offence (not that anyone actually reads) then FECK OFF ;-)
So i'm looking forward to Mrs Mcanns new book 'Finding Madeleine' - I loved where's Wally as a child, I hope this follows suit...
BOSH there it is, I said it.
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Thursday, 6 January 2011
Tuesday, 4 January 2011
Lifes a laugh !
Happy new year to all....
2011 eh?! Let us see what delights you bring us.
I love people which blame the year for their misfortunes..." God damn you 2010, I had such a bad year." I wonder if they actually believe that each year is a being? What do you think, 2011 has just come along, attached puppet strings to you all and is sat there thinking "ha! i'm going to screw up everything!"
Take some control people!
I on the other hand try and prevent bad years, not in the traditional way of obtaining a great job, girlfriend, car etc. The way I deal with things is through laughter. That's right, i'm one of those pain in the arse people who thinks that its all one big game. The way I see it is we are all here for a set amount of time, i'm most happy when laughing, as is everyone around me, so why not try and make this a regular occurance?
How do I do this?
A series of sarcasm and facetiousness! This ranges from the daily banter I initiate between myself and family, extending to everybody else I encounter!
Sometimes this can be embaressing to a certain somebody (my Juliet) but she secretly loves it. I'm sure that shade of red her face turned when I asked the waitress in the Chinese restaurant for some Pecking (Peking) Duck, was one of admiration and appreciation of humour....
To assist me in obtaining my next fix in the drug which is laughter, please share with me what makes you laugh.
Look forward to hearing some stories.
Arrivederci
2011 eh?! Let us see what delights you bring us.
I love people which blame the year for their misfortunes..." God damn you 2010, I had such a bad year." I wonder if they actually believe that each year is a being? What do you think, 2011 has just come along, attached puppet strings to you all and is sat there thinking "ha! i'm going to screw up everything!"
Take some control people!
I on the other hand try and prevent bad years, not in the traditional way of obtaining a great job, girlfriend, car etc. The way I deal with things is through laughter. That's right, i'm one of those pain in the arse people who thinks that its all one big game. The way I see it is we are all here for a set amount of time, i'm most happy when laughing, as is everyone around me, so why not try and make this a regular occurance?
How do I do this?
A series of sarcasm and facetiousness! This ranges from the daily banter I initiate between myself and family, extending to everybody else I encounter!
Sometimes this can be embaressing to a certain somebody (my Juliet) but she secretly loves it. I'm sure that shade of red her face turned when I asked the waitress in the Chinese restaurant for some Pecking (Peking) Duck, was one of admiration and appreciation of humour....
To assist me in obtaining my next fix in the drug which is laughter, please share with me what makes you laugh.
Look forward to hearing some stories.
Arrivederci
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